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David Keyes posted about 'Mera Gelet,' a supposed 30-year Mossad veteran who spied undercover near Ali Khamenei for a decade, listening to everything, and retired this week. The claim, paired with a photo circling a veiled woman beside Khamenei, drew cheers for her heroism and mockery for its absurdity, as skeptics noted he was simply at his Tehran residence when U.S.-Israeli airstrikes killed the 86-year-old on February 28, 2026. Keyes often uses Hebrew puns for satirical jabs at dictators, like this one's translation to 'female spy,' and no official sources confirm the story amid reports crediting advanced surveillance for the precision hit.

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A former spokesman for Israel's prime minister shared a tale of a veteran Mossad agent who spent 10 years by Iran's Supreme Leader's side, right before his death in a strike.

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A zero-day vulnerability in Oracle's E-Business Suite, exploited by the Cl0p ransomware group since July 2025, led to the theft of sensitive data from thousands of users, including the Washington Post, Logitech, and the UK's National Health Service. Oracle disclosed the breach on October 4, 2025, amid a class-action lawsuit alleging security lapses and delayed reporting. The incident coincides with Oracle Chairman Larry Ellison's push for consolidating national data into unified platforms to enable AI-driven digital identities and surveillance, drawing criticism from journalist Michael Shellenberger and public concerns over privacy risks.

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Just as Oracle's Larry Ellison urges centralizing all national data for AI surveillance, a massive breach exposes thousands of users' sensitive information to ransomware hackers.

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Posted yesterday by @notcee_fan, the photo racked up over a million views, 6,600 likes, and nearly 5,000 replies. Most replies cracked up, dubbing the girlfriend Wolverine or a werewolf, with memes featuring pixel art mutants and Ben 10 villains. Some got practical, plotting insurance claims by blaming Wolverine, while others urged forgiveness or breaking up with super-powered partners.

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A car door slashed with six-inch gashes looks like Wolverine went berserk on it. One post asked: 'wyd if your girlfriend does this?'

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A woman in Aceh, Indonesia was publicly caned 140 times under sharia law for the offense of being in close proximity to a man who was not her husband. She fainted during the punishment.

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The 2025 Seahawks went 14-3, topped the NFC West, crushed the 49ers 41-6, edged the Rams 31-27 despite 479 yards allowed, and beat the Patriots 29-13 in Super Bowl LX on Feb. 8. Macdonald's defense led the league at 17.2 points per game, earning texts from Tom Brady and Peyton Manning—he even joked with Brady about stealing Seattle's offensive coordinator. A sports history ranking paired them with Barcelona's 2009 soccer team and other legends, drawing cheers from Seahawks fans and pushback from doubters worldwide. Dynasty talk is already heating up as Macdonald eyes a repeat.

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Mike Macdonald sat down after Super Bowl LX and boldly declared his Seahawks one of the NFL's greatest squads ever. Fans lit up with pride, while skeptics pointed to that wild Rams playoff yardage.

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Shared by @DailyNoud on March 2, the photoshopped pic of Young Thug as Iran's next Ayatollah racked up millions of views with its absurd mix of face tattoos, glasses, and clerical garb. Young Thug quote-tweeted it hours later with a single thinking emoji 🤔, drawing over 100,000 likes and nearly three million views. Fans piled on with quips like 'Thuggatollah' and 'YSL means young supreme leader,' while Akademiks TV and others amplified the fun, showcasing Thug's lasting cultural reach after prison.

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A parody image decks out rapper Young Thug in a turban and beard against the Iranian flag, blending hip-hop swagger with supreme leader vibes for instant laughs.

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The Florida standout impressed scouts with elite arm length, explosive quickness, and power to disrupt blockers, earning top-30 visits with the Arizona Cardinals (No. 3 pick) and Kansas City Chiefs (No. 9 after a trade). NFL Network's Daniel Jeremiah ranks him 36th overall as a 'tall, long and athletic' disruptor, with post-combine mocks projecting him as high as top-15. Banks models his game after Chiefs star Chris Jones, whom he aims to surpass, while his senior-year breakout at Florida—7 TFLs and 4.5 sacks—highlights his raw upside as teams rebuild their defensive lines.

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Caleb Banks, the towering 6-foot-6 Gators defensive tackle, turned heads with a stunning 5.04-second 40-yard dash at the NFL Combine—eighth-fastest among his position despite his 327-pound frame.

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Food policy expert Sylvain Charlebois shared the story of this unnamed company, whose products cleared approvals in 40 U.S. states in just four weeks, while stuck in Canadian red tape. Entrepreneurs and groups like the FHCP echoed frustrations over slow regulations that push businesses south, amid CFIA staff cuts and backlogs for complex or novel foods. Critics highlight the need for timely, science-based oversight to keep jobs and innovation in Canada without sacrificing safety.

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A successful Canadian food business with 60 employees and strong growth sells everywhere in the U.S.—but can't break into its home market after waiting 15 months for CFIA approval.

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Food policy expert Sylvain Charlebois shared the story of this unnamed company, whose products cleared approvals in 40 U.S. states in just four weeks, while stuck in Canadian red tape. Entrepreneurs and groups like the FHCP echoed frustrations over slow regulations that push businesses south, amid CFIA staff cuts and backlogs for complex or novel foods. Critics highlight the need for timely, science-based oversight to keep jobs and innovation in Canada without sacrificing safety.

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A successful Canadian food business with 60 employees and strong growth sells everywhere in the U.S.—but can't break into its home market after waiting 15 months for CFIA approval.

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Hopkins posted 'K1 & JJ would be scary!' while quoting praise for Murray's past chemistry with him, right as reports hit that the Cardinals plan to release Murray on March 11 unless traded. Minnesota sits wide open at quarterback, with execs openly exploring vets or trades amid betting odds favoring them as his top spot. Their shared history—2,329 yards and 17 touchdowns in 31 games—fuels dreams of Murray feeding Jefferson, Jordan Addison, and T.J. Hockenson, though skeptics note his passing yardage highs fall short of 4,000.

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DeAndre Hopkins knows Kyler Murray's game inside out, and he just imagined pairing that arm with Justin Jefferson's elite routes. Vikings fans can't get enough of the idea.

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Barcelona crushed Atletico Madrid 3-0 in the Copa del Rey semifinal second leg on March 3, nearly overturning a 4-0 deficit but falling 4-3 on aggregate. Araujo, subbing in as captain, praised the team's grit and young defender Pau Cubarsi, declaring they'd win La Liga and the Champions League if they kept playing this way. Teammates mobbed him post-training with a special 'R. Araujo 200' jersey amid hugs and cheers, marking his rise from 2018 signing to defensive rock with 152 starts and two league titles. Sitting top of La Liga and strong in Champions League contention, his optimism points to more milestones ahead.

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Ronald Araujo stepped onto the Camp Nou pitch for his 200th time, leading Barcelona's fierce comeback attempt against Atletico Madrid. Even in defeat, his bold words and teammates' gym celebration captured the club's unbreakable spirit.

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Hopkins posted 'K1 & JJ would be scary!' while quoting praise for Murray's past chemistry with him, right as reports hit that the Cardinals plan to release Murray on March 11 unless traded. Minnesota sits wide open at quarterback, with execs openly exploring vets or trades amid betting odds favoring them as his top spot. Their shared history—2,329 yards and 17 touchdowns in 31 games—fuels dreams of Murray feeding Jefferson, Jordan Addison, and T.J. Hockenson, though skeptics note his passing yardage highs fall short of 4,000.

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DeAndre Hopkins knows Kyler Murray's game inside out, and he just imagined pairing that arm with Justin Jefferson's elite routes. Vikings fans can't get enough of the idea.

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The video from Cardinals losses to the 49ers and Seahawks shows the No. 4 pick from 2024 getting stuck repeatedly, despite his strong rookie stats of 62 catches for 885 yards and 8 touchdowns. In 2025, injuries like a heel issue and appendicitis limited him to 41 receptions for 608 yards over 12 games, with September tape highlighting drops and sluggish play. Kyler Murray stood by their connection, while some fans noted chemistry issues with the QB and early scheme fits; now with new coach Mike LaFleur, Harrison eyes a strong 2026 rebound.

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Fans watched a 45-second clip of Marvin Harrison Jr. jammed at the line and struggling for space in early 2025 games, bringing back the frustration of his sophomore slump.

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@3YearLetterman shared a viral X post claiming Americans live 12 years longer than Canadians, have an IQ of 100 versus Canada's 68, earn $100,000 more annually, and that 90% of NHL players are American. The post received numerous mocking replies featuring jokes about Canadian healthcare, NHL taxes, log rolling, and national anthems. Some responses fact-checked the IQ claim and added humorous comparisons like SEC championships.

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Manitoba physician Dr. Joss Reimer takes over as Chief Public Health Officer on April 1 for a three-year term, succeeding Dr. Theresa Tam who retired last June after guiding the nation through COVID-19. With experience leading Manitoba's vaccine task force, serving as CMA president, and working on health equity and immunizations, Reimer prioritizes fighting health misinformation and rebuilding public trust strained by pandemic divisions. She steps in as Canada grapples with measles resurgence, avian flu, HIV, tuberculosis, and the opioid crisis, drawing praise for her leadership alongside criticism over past vaccine comments.

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Dr. Joss Reimer steps into a vital role, ready to unite efforts for Canada's most vulnerable amid measles outbreaks and eroding trust.

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The Australian racing legend rode 2,382 winners over three decades, including the rare Grand Slam: Melbourne Cup on What A Nuisance in 1985, Caulfield Cup on Affinity in 1984, Cox Plate on Star Affair in 1965, and Golden Slipper on Vain in 1969. He later trained over 500 winners, partnering with son Chris until retiring in 2020, and was the first to win the VRC Oaks as both jockey and trainer. Tributes poured in celebrating him as a tactical genius, gentleman, family man, and advocate for jockey welfare, with his Hall of Fame induction in 2016 marking his enduring legacy.

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Pat Hyland passed away peacefully on March 2, 2026, surrounded by his wife Maree, six children, and 17 grandchildren after a long illness.

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The Bluejays routed the Bulldogs 76-59 Wednesday night, exploding for a 44-23 second half after a tight first. Josh Dix led with a season-high 22 points, while Nik Graves nearly triple-doubled with 14 points, 13 assists, and six steals. The win gives Creighton momentum into the Big East Tournament bye, completing a sweep of Butler and their ninth conference victory.

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Creighton flipped the script after halftime, unleashing a 15-0 run that sent the Hinkle Fieldhouse crowd heading for the exits early.

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Manitoba physician Dr. Joss Reimer takes over as Chief Public Health Officer on April 1 for a three-year term, succeeding Dr. Theresa Tam who retired last June after guiding the nation through COVID-19. With experience leading Manitoba's vaccine task force, serving as CMA president, and working on health equity and immunizations, Reimer prioritizes fighting health misinformation and rebuilding public trust strained by pandemic divisions. She steps in as Canada grapples with measles resurgence, avian flu, HIV, tuberculosis, and the opioid crisis, drawing praise for her leadership alongside criticism over past vaccine comments.

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The 17-time PGA Tour winner and 2003 U.S. Open champion will team with Terry Gannon for Golf Channel coverage of the Arnold Palmer Invitational at Bay Hill from March 5-8 and The PLAYERS Championship at TPC Sawgrass from March 9-15. Furyk sees it as a trial run to test the broadcast flow after brief stints in 2004 and last year, eager to chat golf with buddies on-site after 30 years in the game. Fans are thrilled, dubbing him 'Mr. 58' and praising his smarts, while Golf Channel highlights his passion from a stellar career including 2010 Player of the Year and team captaincies.

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Jim Furyk, the golfer who etched a record 58 into history, is trading his clubs for a microphone at two of golf's biggest early-spring battles.

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The Chinese server previewed Version 3.5, 'The Turquoise Serpent Club,' revealing 6-star Intellect arcanist Lorentz Butterfly, real name Marguerite, whose kit masters Lingering Glow by stacking debuffs on enemies and boosting allies with AP surges, incantation copies, and fractal damage. Fans praise her as a game-changer for teams, especially with DPS like Acheron, joking she'll replace overworked supports like Flutterpage. Meanwhile, global Version 3.2 'A Flowing Feast' brings new characters Beryl and Brume, free rewards, and a funny Semmelweis post shoving coriander at a disgusted friend that had players nodding, 'That's literally me.'

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Lorentz Butterfly slips into the spotlight as a cold, clever storm observer from Institutum Lorentz, musing on upside-down rain that makes people vanish.

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The 17-time PGA Tour winner and 2003 U.S. Open champion will team with Terry Gannon for Golf Channel coverage of the Arnold Palmer Invitational at Bay Hill from March 5-8 and The PLAYERS Championship at TPC Sawgrass from March 9-15. Furyk sees it as a trial run to test the broadcast flow after brief stints in 2004 and last year, eager to chat golf with buddies on-site after 30 years in the game. Fans are thrilled, dubbing him 'Mr. 58' and praising his smarts, while Golf Channel highlights his passion from a stellar career including 2010 Player of the Year and team captaincies.

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Jim Furyk, the golfer who etched a record 58 into history, is trading his clubs for a microphone at two of golf's biggest early-spring battles.

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