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The June 23 post by @ReviewsPossum argues the show's futures wrongly doom Bart to failure and reward Lisa, but in reality, Bart's grit and skills—like leading rebellions or sharpshooting—would suit him for trades like sanitation or entrepreneurship, earning solid pay without debt. Lisa's moral crusades and lack of people skills might leave her in a hated job after a pricey degree, fans say, tying into real-world student debt averaging $40,000. While some futures show Bart as Chief Justice or bike shop owner and Lisa as president, the debate celebrates trades over 'worthless degrees' and the siblings' rivalry.

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A popular post reimagines adult Bart and Lisa from The Simpsons' flash-forwards, picturing street-smart Bart succeeding as a tradesman while bookish Lisa struggles with student loans.

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The June 23 post by @ReviewsPossum argues the show's futures wrongly doom Bart to failure and reward Lisa, but in reality, Bart's grit and skills—like leading rebellions or sharpshooting—would suit him for trades like sanitation or entrepreneurship, earning solid pay without debt. Lisa's moral crusades and lack of people skills might leave her in a hated job after a pricey degree, fans say, tying into real-world student debt averaging $40,000. While some futures show Bart as Chief Justice or bike shop owner and Lisa as president, the debate celebrates trades over 'worthless degrees' and the siblings' rivalry.

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A popular post reimagines adult Bart and Lisa from The Simpsons' flash-forwards, picturing street-smart Bart succeeding as a tradesman while bookish Lisa struggles with student loans.

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The U.S. Army awarded Anduril Industries a 10-year contract announced March 13, with a ceiling of up to $20 billion for hardware, software, data tools, and services. It consolidates over 120 prior buys to streamline procurement, cut costs, and speed delivery, especially for counter-drone systems and interoperability. Officials like Gabe Chiulli and Brig. Gen. Matt Ross praised it as key for agile software deployment amid rising threats. Founded by Palmer Luckey in 2017, Anduril's AI platforms like Lattice integrate sensors and weapons for real-time awareness.

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Soldiers on the modern battlefield need fast software to counter drone threats. The Army just handed Anduril a massive 10-year deal to make that happen.

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Binance.US opens trading for the Ethereum-based $WOJAK token at 10 p.m. EDT tonight, after deposits started this morning and its price jumped 14% to 20%, lifting market cap over $25 million. Inspired by the 'Feels Guy' meme that became internet culture's staple since 2010, the token has drawn over 10,000 holders amid buzzing trading volume. Solana supporters push their $5 million market cap version as the true community pick, calling the Ethereum one a 'bundled scam' with insider issues, spotlighting meme coin tribalism as the listing nears.

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The bald, melancholic Wojak meme from 4chan's early days is now fueling a heated crypto clash between Ethereum and Solana versions of $WOJAK.

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The Chelsea star spoke publicly for the first time since Thomas Tuchel left him out, saying he's not dwelling on the unchangeable decision and wishes the team well. His 2025/26 season brought just 10 Premier League goals in 26 games due to a groin injury, after a stellar prior year with 22 goals—Tuchel chose players like Jude Bellingham and Eberechi Eze instead. Jamie Carragher praised Palmer's unique creativity as something England misses, while fans hail his response as top mentality ahead of his return under new Chelsea boss Xabi Alonso.

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Cole Palmer could have sulked after missing England's 2026 World Cup squad. Instead, he flashed his ice-cool mentality in a candid magazine chat.

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Heavy rains from a stationary front, boosted by tropical storms Mekkhala and Higos, brought record downpours to Osaka on June 26, with Mount Ikoma logging 76.5 mm per hour. Streets turned into rivers, prompting Level 4 flood alerts, evacuations, stranded vehicles, and over 200 flight cancellations, though no deaths were reported. Videos showed remarkably clear floodwater, sparking global comments praising Japan's infrastructure like quick-draining streets and proactive alerts compared to other places.

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A young boy in swim trunks grinned while wading knee-deep through a flooded residential street, only for his mom to pull him back to safety.

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The 33-year-old Swiss star shone in his Premier League debut with Sunderland after a £17million move from Leverkusen, delivering leadership, six assists, and a goal. Reports from journalists like Luca Cerchione, Florian Plettenberg, and Fabrizio Romano confirm Chelsea's opening offer, a verbal personal terms agreement, and Xhaka's readiness to join Alonso in London. Sunderland stand to profit, while Chelsea view him as a steady midfield presence amid talk of Enzo Fernandez leaving; fans debate the wisdom of the age and fee.

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Xabi Alonso wants to reunite with Granit Xhaka, the midfielder who captained Sunderland to Europe last season. Chelsea have tabled a €30million bid at his request.

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Bielsa's 2024 Copa America comments resurfaced online, highlighting complaints about poor NFL pitches, inadequate training spots, and player detentions—issues mirroring current troubles like Iraq's Aymen Hussein's seven-hour airport grilling and Iran's visa delays. Over 120 civil rights groups warned of detention risks under U.S. policies, while organizers cite enhanced security and past successes like 1994. As the 48-team event starts June 11 across the U.S., Canada, and Mexico—with the U.S. hosting most matches—these tensions clash with soccer's global spirit.

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Uruguay coach Marcelo Bielsa once slammed U.S. tournament chaos, predicting the 'worst World Cup ever' amid shoddy pitches and airport detentions. Now, days before 2026 kickoff, his words are echoing loudly.

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Bielsa's 2024 Copa America comments resurfaced online, highlighting complaints about poor NFL pitches, inadequate training spots, and player detentions—issues mirroring current troubles like Iraq's Aymen Hussein's seven-hour airport grilling and Iran's visa delays. Over 120 civil rights groups warned of detention risks under U.S. policies, while organizers cite enhanced security and past successes like 1994. As the 48-team event starts June 11 across the U.S., Canada, and Mexico—with the U.S. hosting most matches—these tensions clash with soccer's global spirit.

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Uruguay coach Marcelo Bielsa once slammed U.S. tournament chaos, predicting the 'worst World Cup ever' amid shoddy pitches and airport detentions. Now, days before 2026 kickoff, his words are echoing loudly.

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On June 11 in Germany's Bundestag, Chancellor Merz defended Ukraine's defense of freedom and Europe's security, only for AfD lawmakers to laugh, prompting him to accuse them of mocking millions' fates while attending champagne receptions in Moscow. AfD co-leader Alice Weidel countered by calling Merz a warmonger, arguing billions in aid prolong the war and distract from Germany's rising insolvencies, job losses, and 6.4% unemployment. The exchange highlights deepening divides in German politics as Merz pledges ongoing aid to Kyiv ahead of an EU summit, amid AfD's rise as the second-largest party in polls.

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Laughter rang out from AfD benches as Chancellor Friedrich Merz praised Ukraine's fight for freedom—sparking his immediate, pointed rebuke about their Moscow trips.

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